Fat & Skinny

Vincent: "Mommy, I see something over there."

Me: "Ooh, yeah, that's a dog. A beautiful dog."

Vincent: "No, Mommy, who's that walking the dog?"

Me: "I don't know who that is."

Vincent: "That's a big lady walking the dog. Mommy, that lady is fat."

Me: "Oh, Sweetie, it's not nice to call people fat."

Vincent: "Why, Mommy?"

Me: "Well, would you want someone to call you fat?"

Vincent: "No, Mommy. But, I'm not fat."

Me: "Okay. Would you want someone to call you skinny?"

Vincent: "Yeah, I would. Cuz...I am skinny. That would make me happy."

Oh dear. Where does he get this? I guess I lost that one.